Monster Jokes: Halloween Jokes for Kids by Arnie Lightning

Author:Arnie Lightning
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: children books, monsters, picture books, books for kids, funny jokes, halloween jokes, monster jokes, funny jokes for kids, halloween books for kids, monster books for kids
Publisher: Hey Sup Bye Publishing

Q: What was the monster’s favorite hot dog?

A: Halloweiner!

Q: What is a monster’s favorite play?

A: Romeo and Ghouliet!

Q: What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?

A: Flatman and Ribbon!

Q: What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

A: He was convicted of fragrancy!

Q: What is the hardest thing about making monster soup?

A: Stirring it!

Q: What can a monster do that you can’t do?

A: Count up to 25 on his fingers!

Q: What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A: A wash-n-wear wolf!

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